all because of a thumbdrive

Sigh, WHY DID YOU DROP ON TO THE FLOOR, WHY DID YOU GET MISSING AND GOT ME ALL FRANTIC, WHY DIN YOU HIDE WHEN THE CHAIR COME CRASHING ONTO YOU, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME RUN TO 4 DIFFERENT SHOPS TO SEE IF I CAN BUY YOUR BROTHER, WHY DID YOU MAKE ME BEG 2 SHOPS TO FIX YOU, WHY DID YOU MAKE MY BOYFRIEND'S SMILE TURN UPSIDE DOWN, YOU BETTER NOT MAKE YOUR REAL OWNER ANGRY! :( BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I'M DEAD! :((((

It's all because of a thumbdrive. A THUMBDRIVE. A T.H.U.M.B.D.R.I.V.E!!!! :( 

If only I din drop you on to the floor, then you won't get missing and got me all frantic. BUT WHY DIN YOU DODGE THE CHAIR?????? .-. , you would rather dodge me than a chair. WHY!?!?!?!?!  

Boyfriend is so sad, and I bet boyfriend's mummy is going to hate me :( SIGH. I tried my best, went to 4 shops , beg 2 shops to help me fix and I went home and try to fix it by myself. I wanted to just keep quiet but I knew that I couldn't because that would means that I'm hiding the truth and I know at the back of my mind that It is wrong. I don't want boyfriend to be in trouble too :( 

WHY LIKE THAT!?!?!?